To the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"
Oh pumpkin plant, oh pumpkin plant, don't you know its winter time.Oh pumpkin plant oh pumpkin plant, how lovely are your....blossoms????
October was when Connor planted you. Now what the hell am I going to do!?!
Oh pumpkin plant, oh pumpkin plant how lovely are your blossoms.
You sun yourself, in my window sill. Don't you know outside is a cold wind chill?
Oh pumpkin plant, oh pumpkin plant, how lovely are your blossoms.
I fear a transplant may end your life, but this dixie cup is so not right.
Oh pumpkin plant, oh pumpkin plant, how lovely are your blossoms.
My Christmas Cactus, refuses to bloom. I guess my Christmas Pumpkin will have to do!
Oh pumpkin plant, oh pumpkin plant, how lovely are your blossoms.